If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I'm loved unconditionally, for no other reason than simply because I exist. — Anita Moorjani Copy Share Image
Of all the things in life that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don't tweet about my kids or being a… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“My body is tired as worn out rug, but my brain (if i had) is always full of curiosity, jumping around for… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
“She had no idea how long they kissed—and kissed—but she didn’t think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I applied the same mentality to my social media as I did when I was doing my boot camps. I thought, well,… — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Well, apparently… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
