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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
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People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron… So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
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