It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

— Charles M. Schulz

I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.

— Bill Burr

Across the nation, thousands of people are lining up in hospital waiting rooms, out the doors, down the steps, around the corners, and behind…

— Jon Stewart

My platitudes don't hold their interest and I can hardly blame them for that. My real stories are all out of date. So what…

— Sara Gruen

When the next big problem comes online, be it the Euro crisis, nuclear proliferation, an overstretched Internet, a killer flu, or any of the…

— John L. Casti

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you…

— Robbie Williams

I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…

— Bill Burr

Think about old people; think about young people, those with immune system problems. They can't really protect themselves well against the flu, so by…

— Mikhail Varshavski

I try to write every day. I don't beat myself up about word counts, or how many hours are ticking by on the clock…

— Jonathan Lethem

It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot.

— Amy Johnson

Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I…

— Charles P. Gerba

The President has once again failed us. Millions of Americans are at risk of going without the flu vaccine this year because the administration…

— Jon Corzine

With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries…

— Anonymous

For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed.

— Susan Blackmore

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

— Jane Wagner