I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be. — Reverend Ike Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Boy: Will you be may RAIN? Girl: Why ?? Boy: Because I Will Be your Earth Girl: Whats is the connection between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I always say, if I tell you a joke right now and it's funny, you laugh. Now, we set the lights, and… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
If I had someone buttering me up, maybe I'd have worked out. You don't even know where I came from. Nobody wants… — Nick Diaz Copy Share Image
We can do only what we think we can do. We can be only what we think we can be. We can… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
