As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William Copy Share Image
Music to me is like breathing. I don't get tired of breathing, I don't get tired of music. — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
You're everything I thought you never were and nothing like I thought you could've been. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
Beware of any work for God that causes or allows you to avoid concentrating on Him... — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?” “Make love. I meant make love… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Poetry destroyed? Genius banished? No! Mediocrity, no: do not let envy prompt you to the thought. No; they not only live, but… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
I learned that to be amusing was not to be frivolous and that language - always the language - was the magic… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing.… — Shari Sebbens Copy Share Image
“She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Question: What was the hardest thing you had to give up? Answer: I know this is kinda pathtic but probably brady..this kid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the No. 1 lesson I learned from 'The Simpsons' was just that animation could be as funny as live-action. That… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
