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By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
He that reads his Bible to find fault with it will soon discover that the Bible finds fault with him. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
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