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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year! — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson Copy Share Image
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. — Olabanji Joseph Copy Share Image
When I wrote for Eazy, I wrote for the character. Everybody knew Eazy loved girls, so I would make him funny, even… — The D.O.C Copy Share Image
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Adam asked God why did you made Eve so beautiful? God replied that you will love her . Adam asked God why… — Thor Copy Share Image
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“Back in medieval times, " I said, "we used oil of vitriol for its healing properties. No doubt that's why Commodus had… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I don't think that my work is actually effectively dealing with history. I think of my work as subsumed by history or… — Kara Walker Copy Share Image
