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Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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