Hindi SMS section
Funny advance Hindi/Punjabi Lohri SMS quoting Kabir's verse about not waiting, then applying it urgently to Lohri wishes.
*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*
(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab..
Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??
Playful Gujarati-Hindi Holi SMS about seeing a colorful face everywhere you look — the festival of colors doing its work.
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced."
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
Roman Urdu single hadith from Tirmizi: charity wipes out sin the way water extinguishes fire.
Hadis-e-Pak
"Sadqa gunahon ko is tarah khatam
kar daita hai jis tarah
pani aag ko buja daiti hai"
(TIRMIZI)
Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts.
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,
Mgar sms karrna na chadna
A poetic Roman Urdu meditation on what friendship is not — not seasonal, not temporary, not ash — but breath itself.
Dosti mausam nahi,
apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye.
dosti sawan nahi,
toot k barse aur tham jaye.
dosti aag nahi
sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye.
dosti aftab nahi
chamke aur dob jaye,
dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay.
dosti to saans hai
jo chale to sab kuch hai,
jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.
Warm Hindi/Roman Urdu Lohri SMS arriving one day early with popcorn scent and moongfali cheer.
Popcorn ki khushbu, Mungfali ki bahar,
lohari ka teohar aane ko Tayar..
Thodi si masti, Thodasa pyar,
ek din pehle o mere yaar,
mubarak ho aapko lohri ka teohar.
Upbeat Hinglish Holi SMS wishing a 'super-duper, zabardast, ekdum jhakaas' Happy Holi in the full Mumbai spirit.
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
Opens as a romantic complaint about someone who keeps breaking the sender's heart — then lands on a rumour about which soap they use to bathe.
Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho
A Sardar's classroom story about visiting each other ends with an accidental moral that somehow still fits: as you do, so you shall receive.
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Roman Urdu message explaining that whether Allah accepts, delays, or withholds a dua, each response is a form of care for the believer. Reassuring tone.
Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle,
To iska matlab he k
WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he,
Agar thori der se kare to
Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he
Laikin
Agar qabool na kare to
aapka iman Azma raha he.
Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH"
per BHAROSA karna chahiye.
Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers.
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga