Hindi SMS section
A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection.
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember.
Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"
Opens with flattery about your name being posted on every wall and door in town — then reveals what those posters actually say about you.
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
Punjabi verse of devotion: the speaker will burn like a moth and ask death to pause for one last glance at the beloved.
Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ''yaar''vekh lain de.
A playful Roman Urdu equation turning every hardship into something manageable, simply by adding a good friend to the mix.
Zakham + You = Marham,
Tanhai + You = Mehfil,
Tears + You = Smile,
Raasta + You = Manzil,
Nothing + You = Everything,
Me + You = A gr8 story of " FRIENDSHIP "
Zakham + You = Marham,
Funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS comparing a lover's excessive demands to a popular detergent: very low lather, very long distance.
Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada!
Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon Max,
Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada
Happy Promise Day
Warm English Lohri SMS wishing the festival fills the reader's life with energy, enthusiasm, and good fortune.
May this festival of zeal and verve
fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm
and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity
to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri to one and all!
Funny Holi SMS catching the reader out: all that silence and distance, and now on top of that you've stopped bathing before Holi?
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
A wife points out a man still drinking who she once refused — her husband's single-word reaction reframes the whole ten years in an instant.
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it.
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Punjabi verse on love and friendship as a person's core identity and religion, each one demanding a total surrender of body and soul.
Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
A lyrical Roman Urdu friendship message contrasting what friendship is not with what it truly is: something as essential as breathing.
Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai,
Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai,
Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay.
Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......