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I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
- Why do we all marry?
- The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry
- Marry someone who can cook
- Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
- Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
- Find and marry me!
- U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else
- Sardar selected a short girl to marry
- Add wife, have life :p
- Life ends when you stop dreaming...love makes life beautiful
- Never Break 4 things in Life
- Ur aim in life should b 54321..
- Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
- Never blame a day in ur life
- Never blame any day in ur life
- Our aim in life should be [9 aims]
- Life can b hard & not always fun.
- Whats life ? Life is love.
- Give everything 2 enjoy life
- Life is like a piano.
- The winner of life game
- Life is just a fun
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- Life is a game, play it
- Friendship is heart of life
- Equation Of Life
- 5 funny facts of life
- Count your life by smiles not with tears
- Life is everything / nothing
- Whatever u can take from life
- Which is my life
- The 3 C's of life:
- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]
Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesnâ€™t :-P
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
If some one would like to have a successful life after marriage so he should implement this formula. Never break 4 things in life. 1. Promise 2. trust 3. heart 4. relation It never sounds when it breaks but pains a lot.
Ur aim in life shud b 54321.. Shockd !! I mean‚¦ 5- Five digit salary 4- Four wheeler vehicle 3- Three room flat 2- Two cute children & 1- One sweetheart
Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings.. Good Morning
Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good night.
Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson. Have a good morning and great day ahead.
Our aim in life should be 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 - glass drinking water. 8 - hrs sound sleep. 7 - wonders tour with family. 6 - six digit income. 5 - days work a week 4 - wheeler. 3 - bedroom flat 2 - cute children. 1 […]
Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I will always b there!
Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Man to God: "Please Give Me 'Everything' So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'..." God Smiled And Replied: "I Have Given You 'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'..." :-)
Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys r played together 2 give sweet music.
The winners of life's game aren't those who have never tasted failure But Those who have tasted failure again and again but never give up
Life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. Life may be passed or made Life may be happy or sad. Life is knife for sad people, It is a pretty world for mad people
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living
Birth is start of life Beauty is art of life Love is part of life Death is last of life But Friendship is heart of life Love you friends
Equation Of Life ? Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad Adding above 2, Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad 2Life = Happy + Sad So, Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]
Count your life by smiles not with tears, Count your age by strength of dreams not years, Let your eyes shine with the glitz of future, Live your life with pleasure not with fears, Sooner or later Life is going to be better, And the dark shadows will then be traitor, May optimism and bliss […]
'Life is everything' when the person u love misses u in your absence.. but 'life is nothing' When they miss to understand your importance in your presence.
Take whatever u can from your Life. Because, Wen Life Starts taking From u. It takes even your LAST BREATH!! :-)
Ur beauty makes me run mad, if u dont want me near u, then y did God created u. U are my life so, I cant leave u cause u are holding something that belongs 2 me which is my life
The 3 C's of life: CHOICES, CHANCES, CHANGES. You must make a choice to take a chance or Your life will never change.
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]