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At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
- Two lovers plan to comit suicide
- What is BUSINESS ?
- Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death
- Altered definitions of student life
- What is my age?
- Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
- Teacher And A Student
- My name is Sunlight.
- Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor
- Studied everything but never topped
- What happened in 1869?
- A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
- Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
- A good teacher according to student
- Height of Good Luck ...!
- Question by a student !!
- If u r born poor, its not your mistake
- Can kids of our age have kids?
- I love you & You love your daughter
- Impact of Movies
- I am beautiful, which tense is it?
- Tell me where is God
- Want to meet and talk to you
- A Student Service Msg...!
- An essay on cricket match
- What we get on 15th August?
- Students Vs Teachers!
- First class in B.Ed
- **...PROBLEM & CHALLENGE...**
- Stop looking at girls
- Islam is University
- Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward
- Most important source of finance
Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]
Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates.
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."
In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D
"I studied everything but never topped, But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees" (Bill Gates) Be creative
Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]
Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Teacher: If u tel me where is God? I'l reward u 100 rupees. Student: but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!
Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..
Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the final exam
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".