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Best month to get married
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
- Because married men are more obedient.
- The blessed month of Ramadan
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- I was a fool when I married you.
- Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...
- Happy new month of JUNE
- Wishing Blessed Month of Christmas!!
- Love filled Valentine Month..!!
- Cost to get married
- May this Ramadan be month of blessings
- 2 Wise advices for married peoples
- Definition of most successful married life
- Happy last month of the year
- Bachelor or Married again
- It is wrong to sleep with married women.
- This Is The Month Of Candies
- Ramadan is a month of Allah
- Beginning of a new month or year
- The holy month of Ramadan begins
- The holy month of Ramadan
- Wishing u 1 month of ramadan
- Desperate to get married
- Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!
- Will you be my valentine?
- I want to share all your worries
- When is Mother's Day?
- 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
- Why should I ?
- Why we make friends ???
- Funny Oxymorons
- Difference between boyfriend and husband
- A Silly Routine Morning Wish
- Telling a lie
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl
Happy new month I pray the month of june will bring forth to our life: J...joyful noise. U..unlimited favour. N..new mercy. E..everlasting grace
It is d month of Cakes n Candles, Snow n Songs, Carols n Joys, Laughter n Love, Its DECEMBER.. Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!
Its d Month of Kisses,Surprises, Proposals n Dates, Chocolates n Gifts, Hugs n LuvSongs It's feb.. Wishng u a Love filled Valentine Month..!!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
May this Ramadan be month of blessings, A month full of forgivenesses & guidences for you and your family! Amen Ramadan Kareem Mubarak
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"
Happy last month of the year May God achieve your all remaining goals in this last month of the year, Whatever u havn't completd in 11 months Ameen!
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
This Is The Month Of Candies, Cakes, Coolness, Snows, X 'Mas Songs, X'Mas Sandals, Etc... So Enjoy The Every Moment With Peace & Happiness.
Ramadan is a month of Allah Whose beginning is Mercy Whose middle is Forgiveness Whose end is Freedom from Fire
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
As the crescent moon is sighted... And the holy month of Ramadan begins... May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace !
The holy month of Ramadan, For all Muslims has begun. Praising Allah through the day, From dawn to dusk we fast and pray. We pay zakah (charity) for those in need, Trying hard to do good deeds. Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 secs of Nuur..!! Ramadan Mubarak
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!
Be My Valentine This may be a little silly, But I have a question for you, Will you be my valentine? 'Cause no one else will do... I know you are my boyfriend But will you be my valentine? I can't think of anyone else I'd want to have as mine... No one else gives […]
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
When is Mother's Day in 2020/2020? A:-Mother's Day 2020 is on May 11, Sunday Origin / History of Mother's Day! Mothers Day is celebrated in several country across the globe though the month and date on which Mother's Day is celebrated in different countries varies. Most countries celebrate Mothers Day on second Sunday in the […]
2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P
Why we make friends ??? Cause they understand just by looking in ur eyes Cause u can say something stupid or expose ur deepest secrets to them Cause they believe in ur dreams, no matter how silly they may seem Cause they love u for what u r & finally everything u do together becomes […]
Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.
When I Wake Up In The Morning; The First Thing I Think About Is . . . . B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T =P Did U Consider It As A Silly Routine Morning Wish
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man