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Examples of stupid questions people ask
Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?
2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?
4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?
5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?
7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
- Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself
- Which one of us was the stupid one?
- People live People die
- Some people like sunday, some people like monday
- People like u r remembered forever
- People like YOU always remain forever.....
- Funny interview questions about IQ
- Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
- Stupid and beautiful at same time
- Help people... not beyond ur dignity
- Successful people make money
- There r lots of people around u
- Answer these questions instantly
- When my arms cant reach people
- Lot of things / questions / words / dreams
- Life is so stupid
- People don't always need advice.
- Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
- Some people have nice eyes
- People can stay in your heart
- Most people walk in and out of your life,
- People like U are found only once in a lifetime
- Never hate people
- Never lie to people
- If 100% of people love you
- Erasers are for people who make errors
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- People are made to be Loved
- You have to give up on people.
- People trying to pull u down
- U MAY MEET PEOPLE
- The most beautiful people
Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.
My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Beautiful flowers die.... Nice stories end...... Lovely songs fade........ .. Momeries are forgotten... .. All things comes to end..... But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . . . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks) Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D
A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to […]
I've learned.. I came alone and i've to go alone I've learned People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise I've learned. Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation I've learnd.. A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything […]
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
There r lots of people around u some of them r important 4 u, out of these some people few r more important 4 u and out of these few people 1 is most important 4 u and 4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers
When my arms cant reach people who r close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. May God grant u what ur heart desires n keep u happy.. Good Night
"Lot of things go unquestioned.. & A lot of questions go unanswered. Few words go unsaid.. & Few go unheard. Some dreams are born dead.. & Some are buried alive. That’s life..
Life is so stupid. An Ordinary person Makes u smile and A very special person Alwayz Makes us Cry. Still, We Care for the Special One.
People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them. These line are really very heart touching, sometime we should understand the condition. Good Morning / Good Night
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
Some people have nice eyes, some people have nice smiles, others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a nice heart
At Some Point, You Have To Realize That Some People Can Stay In Your Heart, But Not In Your Life...
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
People like U are found only once in a lifetime. So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend.
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They are people who think that you are better than them.
Never Lie To People, Because The People You Are Able To Lie To, Are The People Who Trust You!
If 100% of people love you, make sure I am one of them, If 99% people hate you, make sure I am in that 1% who loves you, If 100% of people hate you, then make sure I am No More.
Erasers are for people who make errors. But a better saying: Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved.
Sometimes, you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care But Because they dont.
If people are trying to pull you down.... Be proud about it , because it only confirms that you are above them.
U may meet people, better than me, funnier than me, more beautiful than me, but one thing i can say 2 u _ _ I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others.