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(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
- Funny Facts / Truths of life
- Funny fact of studies
- Funny line for advise
- 5 funny facts of life
- Funny thing about mothers and fathers.
- Funny graduation speech
- Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6
- Funny interview questions about IQ
- Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton
- What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]
- An Emotional Hug (Funny)
- Funny Women's Day SMS
- Funny Women's Day Messages
- Graduation speech (Funny)
- Funny way to propose via message
- Funny Father's Day Message
- Funny Kiss Joke
- Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen
- Funny new year goal message
- Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband
- Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera
- Picture on driving license and facebook
- Missing u iz my "HOBBY"
- I Wish I Will Be Like This Forever
- Throwing knives on wife's picture
- Most important source of finance
- One million copies of a new book sold
- When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
- A boy came running in the kitchen
- Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan
- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]
This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl
Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as "Increment letter" and the attached file is […]
After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad
You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
I have Spent Many Sleepless Nights, In Your Love And i don’t want, My Son to Do same 4 Your Daughter, So lets make them Brother And Sister … "Happy Propose Day"
Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.
Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen
My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.
Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.
Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]
Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
Missing u iz my "HOBBY" Care 4 U, is my "JOB" Make u happy, is my "DREAM" Pray 4 u, is my "DUTY" & 2 keep friendship wid u, . . . . is my "CHOICE"
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Right Now I Am Sitting In A Crowd But Your Name Makes Me Feel Proud You Aren't With Me Right Now But Your Words Are Enough To Cool Me Down Even In This Crowd ,I Am Thinking Of You.. Because All I Want Is, You. Distance Doesn't Matter To Me Now I Wish I Could […]
Here we have compiled a collection of "I miss you sms / text messages" that includes Missing You Messages, Missing You SMS, Missing You Quotes, I Miss U Messages, I Miss U SMS, Miss U Quotes, I Miss You SMS, I Miss You Text Messages, Miss You Messages, I Miss You poems, I Miss You […]
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U"
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was(life).
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No.1 can understand you, When your love is rejected by others, & when you hate your Life, Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you more than any 1 else, who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you […]
Mother's day will be celebrated all over the world on 11th May 2020. Almost everybody loves to greet their mother with a Happy mother's day sms, mother's day messages, happy mother's day text,mother's day quotes, mother's day greetings, mother's day wishes, mother text / mother sms along with mothers day flower / gifts / gift […]
A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]