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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
- World is cruel, Love is blind
- A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
- The Lord came to earth
- Man and woman sent on earth
- A glad new year to all the earth.
- The breeze has awakened the earth
- Earth may stop rotating
- Devil challenged in a game of cricket
- Sending failed
- When I failed in 2 subjects
- Sitting on the top of mountain
- Parrot sits on elephant
- A boy goes to see a dance
- Its time to wish
- When I came home in the rain
- Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi
- Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
- Gangster's son failed his examination
- A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
- Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
- A sardar went to Pizza Hut
- How he got into the house
- Past year performance repeated.
- Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
- Santa in court
- Unit to measure love friendship & trust
- Non-vegetarian statement
- Height of confidence
- Best for those who understand me
- Bakra hay ya bakri?
- Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?
- That is not my dog.
World is cruel, Love is blind, Lost in sadness, blurr in mind, Heart is broken, flame had died, Time has passed but why is he still not mine!
A lovely star dropped on earth one night. Asked me u want a million dollar or a good friend? I choosen to have million dollars. . . . Because I already have you :)
The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens" Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given, While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I'm not late to wish, 'Good morning'
Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But I will never stop Missing you my friend.
The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.
girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects... ;-) :-P
If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible….? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything
A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
The breeze has awakened the earth, The sun gave brightness to the earth, Birds gave melodious music to the earth, Then its the time to wish my sweet friend Good Morning
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But..... Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling..... & Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace! - I m 'Pathan', My Name Is 'Altaf', I Speak 'Sindhi' And Live In 'Baloch Colony' With My 'Punjabi' Family
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics […]
By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"
Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
I never prove to be good enough for every one..! But I'M the Best for them, who understand me !!
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.