This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left […]
A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]
5 points that prove you are a normal student 1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line 4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends 5:on each point […]
Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing […]
Cardially. Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles, wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium. Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves. In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)
Question: Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..? ? ? ? Answer: Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt, Never makes good engineers.
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
Every day I come to school; I spend a lot of time Learning all the things you teach, Which is the reason I'm Sending you this Valentine; It's meant to let you know I'm happy you're my teacher And I want to tell you so! Happy Valentine's Day To my favorite teacher!
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]