Inam kis ko mile ga?
(21 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
Loading...Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
"Inam kis ko mile ga?"
2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko"
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
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(21 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)Loading...Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
(18 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
Jubse tumhe dekha hai
(27 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans hans k bura haal he
EK sardar ki faryad
(19 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)Loading...Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay
(25 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
(22 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya
(24 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
(25 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?