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1. Mera zikar na kerna...

Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna... Ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon ke samandar... Tum raah guzaron se mera zikar na kerna... Phoolon ke nasheman mein raha hoon mein sada se... Dekho kabhi khaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Shayad ye andhere hi […]

2. kabhi ansu, khushbu, naghma banker

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Bankar Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Bankar Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya Bankar Meri Jaagi Huyi Raaton Ko Usi Ki Hai Talash So Raha Hai Meri Ankhon Main Jo Sapna Bankar Dil Kay Kaghaz Par […]

3. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

4. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to […]

5. Dosti kerna hi sikhaya tu nay

Dilko dilse churaaya tune.. Door hotehuye apna banaaya tune.. Kabi bhul nahi payenga tujko ae DOST.. Kyunki dosti karna hi sikhaya tune....

6. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

7. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli 3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li, magar SAAS chup rahi. Why? "KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

8. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-

Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain- 'Neend'; 'Paisa'; 'maut'; aur... aur... aur... aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.

9. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

10. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

11. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey

Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.

12. 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi

Ab tak meri life 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi, jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya. Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

13. Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay

Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay, kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay, har more per frishtay hon sath tairay, har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay... best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future

14. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

15. Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah

Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah; Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah; BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah; Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah; aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);

16. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

17. Aik baat bataon raaz ki

aik baat bataon raaz ki karo us larki sey asshqi jis k chehre pey ho sadgi sanso main ho taazgi chandni ho chand kee raani ho wo raat ki khushboo ho gulab ki batain karay pyar ki nazuk ho mizzajj ki achy ho ikhlaq ki paband ho namaz ki khidmat karay ma bap ki aur […]

18. Hadees-e-paak

Hadis-e-Pak "Sadqa gunahon ko is tarah khatam kar daita hai jis tarah pani aag ko buja daiti hai" (TIRMIZI)

19. Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction […]

20. Lohri wish karega kab?

*_H_A_P_P_Y_* *_L_O_H_R_I_* (IN ADVANCE) Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

21. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

22. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

23. New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya

Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]

24. 1 machar ko marne se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

25. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

26. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

27. Aap ka muskurana roz ho

Aap ka muskurana roz ho Kabhi chehra kanwal Tou kabhi rose ho 100 pal khushi tou 1000 pal mauj ho Bas aisa hi aap ka din Har roz ho

28. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Or hamesha kahe! […]

29. Chai wala and a girl

Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P

30. Woh konsa normal hay

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

31. Bin mange aap per khushion ki bersat ho

Jub kabhi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabhi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

32. Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,

Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

33. Who is a Dost?

Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.