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Loading...If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
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-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
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(126 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)
(122 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
(88 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
(156 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
(52 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
(53 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚
(43 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
(33 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?‚
“Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied.
“But what will you live on?‚
(49 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
(67 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
(52 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!