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Cable T.V
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
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A special LUNCH 4 u, In de hotel of my Heart, A boul of love, A spoon of care, In the pot of Happiness, Dish is friendship, Pay the bill by MISSING Me....