A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.
2 friends, "see" & "saw": 1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea. "See" saw sea and jumped in sea. "Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea. "See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea. "See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see […]
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST. God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now? The man said: More than before ! God made all his family against him so they all left him. God asked: Do u still love Me? He said: Yes God made […]