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Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
- Throw Butter
- Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
- If Some Throw
- I put my dog out of the window
- See outside the Window...Good Morning
- Santa in court
- Throw stones in the path of ur success
- What a shot you made - santa singh
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
- Santa & Mathematical conversion
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
- Santa's sexy wife
- I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
- How To Do Butterfly Kiss
- Titanic was sinking.
- I will never marry in my life
- Cable T.V
- A Chini was in hospital.
- A cute love story
- 3 ways to break d mirror
- Lion bounced on wife
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
- Thats a lucky match stick
- Bachelor or Married again
- Happiness is like a butterfly
- Cut workload by 50%
- Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene
- Teach to dance in 5 seconds
- Headlights and wipers
- It's only with a female
Why did Bubbli throw a butter Out of the window? . . Cause Bubbli wanted to see Butterfly
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*
if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while & think cause love hurts u more than stone.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U GooD Morning.
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on you... What you make from them a wall or a bridge
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly […]
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
A CUTE LOVE STORY: Two Butterflies Were In Love. 1 Day They Decided To Play Hide N Seek, They Fixed A Flower & Decided That, Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower Will Love The Other More. At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early & Waited For The Flower To […]
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female