SMS / Text Messages

Offer a share 2 God

Marwadi wins lottery
Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God
He throws the money up in d air,
saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls

Modernisation

"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,

Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P

Zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai

Tum bin zindagi sooni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhoori si lagti hai,

Ab to in sansoon ko apni sansoon se jor do,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai.

Old man, child and the door bell

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge

Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge,
K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge,

Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

Left is always open

Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :)

"LEFT is always open for those
who dont want to go RIGHT."

"Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".

Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj,
Muskuranay ko G karta hai,

Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k,
Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain

Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain

Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya !
Magar apni YAAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.

Passwords of computer

Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)

Complex with difficult explanations

Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun.
Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun.

Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun.

Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai

Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai,
doston ki yadon me mehfil sajate hain,

hum thode alag hai jo kisiko yad anay
se pehle unko apni yad dilate hai!