2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

My SMILE ...
Doesn't always mean
"I m Happy ..."
Sometimes
It Means
"I Can Manage ..."
And
Sometimes
It Just Means
"I m Tired Of Crying ..."

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as if everything is a miracle.

(Albert Einstein)

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare...

best wishes forever & good luck

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.

A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly