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Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...
15 years back
Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy
Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl
- Reason for crying of girls/boys
- A boys eye / girls heart
- All girls r beautiful n boys innocent
- The love of our parents
- Wanted single girl
- Love your parents
- It is wrong to sleep with married women.
- Because married men are more obedient.
- Just wanted 2 say Good Night
- Advertisement of wife wanted
- I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
- Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
- I was a fool when I married you.
- Best month to get married
- Cost to get married
- Bachelor or Married again
- 2 Wise advices for married peoples
- Definition of most successful married life
- Only 20% boys have brains.
- All boys r d same
- 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?
- Happy New Year to Parents
- Never joke with brainless girls
- It's a girls world
- Stop looking at girls
- 2 Ways to rule girls
- Desperate to get married
- Degrees of girls!
- The latest slogn of boys
- Realize value & respect girls
- Tied rakhi to the following boys
- Imagine world without girls
- Girls wont mind dating with monkeys
Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"
A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved
All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)
We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. Happy Father's Day
- New Advertisement - WANTED SINGLE GIRL, Able To Cook, Love And Have Job, Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D
Love your parents and treat them with loving care... For you will only know their value when you see their empty chair...
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
() """ () ( ' ,' ) ''' Hey u!!! Yes u... the cute one... holding this phone! are you asleep? Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!
One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:p
For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P
7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]
May This New Year Bring Success Filled With Peace Hope And Togetherness In Our Family. Mama / Papa We Love You And Wish You God’s Blessings.
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls
It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]
Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And nobody knows them.
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education
Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis
Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
"If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"