When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]
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5 Love Facts 1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body. -It's not love, it's a LUST 2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life. -it's not love, it's and admiration 3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave. -it's not love, it's PITY. 4-If it's […]
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]