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Thats a lucky match stick
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚
- An essay on cricket match
- Stick to your resolutions for the new year
- Oh my GOD, u r so lucky
- Lucky Star to have u
- i am so lucky to have u
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- Lucky means who get the opportunity
- What a shot you made - santa singh
- Bachelor or Married again
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- MONTHS After They Broke Up
- Titanic was sinking.
- I was a fool when I married you.
- Usama asked Kajol
- Girl falling from 80th floor
- How long will u both be friends?
- Give me a pocket full of money
- Santa in court
- How to get your brain exercised
- My nights are going sleepless
- What if I cheat you?
- Why do muslim covers females?
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Sitting on the top of mountain
- What is dream ?
- I knocked at HEAVENS door
- Positive thought
- I will never marry in my life
- Some one asked about my past
- Cable T.V
- Challenge to live for 24 hours
- A Chini was in hospital.
- Let your aim be better than before
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
The New Year 2021 Gives You Another Golden Opportunity To Reset Your Goals And Retrace Your Footsteps. My Wish For You This Year Is That You May Be Able To Stick To Your Resolutions For The New Year.
If you are an "ICECREAM" then u r so sweet. If you are "Rose" Then you are so soft If you are a "Star" Then you are so bright. If you are my "Friend" then Oh My GOD You are soo "Lucky".
I must have wish upon a lucky star, to have someone as wonderful as you by my side! Happy Women's Day
The child was born, parents were blessed and i am so lucky to have u as my friend. Happy Birthday to you
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Lucky means who get the opportunity. Brilliant means who create the opportunity. Winner means who use the opportunity. Be a winner always.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends? i remained silent bcoz i didnt know which is longer.. "ALWAYS" or "FOREVER".
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
2 friends, "see" & "saw": 1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea. "See" saw sea and jumped in sea. "Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea. "See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea. "See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see […]
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?‚ GOD replied, “no dear, result is near‚
Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, "What is DREAM..?" He Replied: "Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I Love n Like The Most..." =)
I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively
Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]
A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
A.r rehman was asked at his award function: "which is your best music?" he replied, "my next music" so let ur aim be better than before.