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“But so far he's stayed so deep in the closet, they're going to crown him king of Narnia.” quote by Z.A. Maxfield — Download Open image

““But so far he's stayed so deep in the closet, they're going to crown him king of Narnia.””

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“Yamane leaned over until he was right in Rory's face. "Being with me isn't sweet and romantic. I like it messy, desperate, and sometimes even a little painful." Rory digested this. He felt something unwind deep inside him. As if he were detached from it, he allowed it to uncoil slowly, building up a pressure of anger and frustration… "My…

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“That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus , subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia . Let us move on to the cages with the interesting animals." --Jacob "Yasha" Livingston”

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“Why'd you go and have to have a straight boy crush?" "We all do. That's how fairies get their wings.”

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“Yamane reached out a hand. "You've got something on your lip," he murmured, rubbing it gently with his thumb. "What?" Rory froze "Me," said…

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“Dear Lord,” began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother’s cheek twitch with what he thought might be apprehension. “We are so grateful to be gathered here today with our family, and the family of our brother’s homosexual boyfriend, and our new little goth friend who has…

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“Kelly closed his eyes and began to bargain with God.”

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“No one is going to hurt you on my watch. -Tristan, Crossing Borders”

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“Experimenting with touch, he found he barely had to ripple a light fingertip over his sleeping lover, and Tristan would move, twisting until he was melted into Michael's embrace. Stroking Tristan's cheek got Michael a sleepy kiss. Touching Tristan's back or sliding a hand down his spine earned Michael the satisfying squeeze of arms around him. And squeezing Tristan's ass…

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