Funny Quote by Victor Borge Download Open image “I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.” — Victor Borge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Request
I hate requests. They make me feel unhappy. It's like when I take a book out of the library. As soon as I start… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
If you have any requests. keep them to yourselves. we don't play requests! — Buddy Rich Copy Share Image
Question the motives of those who make requests of you. Discover what they really want. You may not want to give it. — Vernon Howard Copy Share Image
Don't get addicted to your requests. Your objective is needs, not requests. Because then it becomes a demand. — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when those requests appeal to their self- interest, you can have… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Making a request without revealing the feeling/need takes all the joy out of other's service. — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
“Use different requesting methods, even if asking for the same thing.” — Mitta Xinindlu Copy Share Image
I try to give to most legitimate requests, but the amount of my contribution and my personal time varies greatly. — LaVell Edwards Copy Share Image
I've always refused requests even from friends to employ a technique I know nothing about. — Claude Monet Copy Share Image
If you ask for something you have to say Please, if you want to get something you have to please. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.” — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
