Humor Quote by Tonirose Download Open image “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have commited suicide.” — Tonirose ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Laughter Long ago Sense of humor Smiles Suicide
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I can't imagine a life without humor. Especially if you have an existential understanding of life, you must acknowledge the absurdity of it all. — David Cronenberg Copy Share Image
I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor? — Mayer Hawthorne Copy Share Image
Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
I can't be alone in saying that humor has gotten me through some hard times in my life. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Just because I'm smiling,doesn't mean I don't want you to hit you in the face. — Tonirose Copy Share Image
I find your lips,so kissable. And your kiss,unmissable. Your fingertips, so touchable. And your eyes,irresistible. — Tonirose Copy Share Image
Can't beat me I'm a show sharp winner When I'm around, I'm original I'm so ill, I'mma need a painkiller Stealing the show like… — Tonirose Copy Share Image
A real man is not defined by how many girlfriends he had. It's by how many girls cried when he said No I'm TAKEN… — Tonirose Copy Share Image
Life is a beauty, notice it.notice the bumblebee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain and feel the wind. Live your… — Tonirose Copy Share Image
I'm hurting baby, I'm broken down.I need your loving, loving I need it now. When I'm without you I'm something weak.you got me begging,… — Tonirose Copy Share Image
A worm has 5 hearts, an octopus has 3 hearts, a human has 1 heart. But if you love more than one, check and… — Tonirose Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image