Funny Quote by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Download Open image “I made a funny. -Splinter” — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
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Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is. — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
You fight well...in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. -The Shredder — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting. Isn't it? -Donatello — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me...you didn't pay money for this. -Raphael — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
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You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality! -Raphael — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one! -Raphael — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
