Splinters Quote by Joseph Stalin

When you chop wood, chips fly.

— Nikolai Yezhov

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

— Harrison Ford

People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.

— Albert Einstein

Boys need wood to chop.

— Stephen D. Nadauld

I can chop the wood from ,Im the best damn fool that you ever met.

— Buddy Guy

Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood; aim…

— Annie Dillard

This hits wooden

— JonTron

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

— Ambrose Bierce

You are axes, in a world of wood. And the wood remembers when it has been cut, even if the axe forgets.

— John Amaechi

I spend a lot of time doing carpentry. Sometimes there is nothing that gives me the contentment that sawing a piece of wood does.

— Abbas Kiarostami

Now that's a tree worth chopping down. -Fry

— Futurama

I cut myself a lot...but not when I'm chopping. It usually happens when I'm holding a knife and talking with my hands!

— Rachael Ray