Funny Quote by Tamara Summers

“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

— S Balaram

“I took another bite of my ice cream as the girl tried to stop the fight. Ice cream and a fight? Best mall trip…

— Aileen Erin

“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have dinner with you at least three times a week. You think now that you've licked ice cream from my belly button that's…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“Here’s what you’re going to do: You’re going to get up, get dressed, and let me take you out for a girls’ day. We’ll…

— Chelsea Fine

“... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.”

— Hanako Ishii

“When I tried to give my half-eaten ice cream to another child, I ran into the first problem of the day.”

— Graham Parke

“You said earlier you don't even know what kind of ice cream you like and that's basically a mortal sin, so we're here to…

— Stormy Smith

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“How it can be, that Ice Cream ain't existing anywhere. Will be no me to know I ain't there.”

— Sandra Newman

“. . . and even the worst ice cream is better than no ice cream.”

— Leila Sales