Quote by Tamara Summers Download Open image ““Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks.”” — Tamara Summers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!” — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
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“I guess it could be worse. My name could be Tlaquepaque, or Irkutsk, or Pyongyang. Or, you know, Pittsburgh. Sometimes I flip through the… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“I haven’t entirely adjusted to the whole yum, blood, yum aspect of being a vampire. My body wants it, but my head is still… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“If you were dying... If you were sixteen and dying... If your blood was spilling out of you, calling to them, the creatures of… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Sure, I had been accused of murder by my family and was wrapped up in a bizarre investigation, but there were such cute boys… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Um…I am the ghoooooost of your dauuuuuuuughter! My spirit haunts the earthly realm! I shall never be at peace…unless I have these jeans. Don’t… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Okay, so we’re in Georgia. I can do this. I’m not just the new girl. I’m a vampire. I don’t have to be afraid… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“You don't really want me on your team,' Lexie said. 'I'm totally terrible.' 'I know," Jake said. 'I want you on the other guy's… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“I'm not blond or super fit or perfect. Not romantic, not "an individual," and definitely not a genius. So what am I? I'll tell… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image