Funny Quote by Steven Morrissey Download Open image “I lie a lot - it's really useful.” — Steven Morrissey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Lying
Not only do I lie, I take real pleasure in lying, in the transmission of magic effects. — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't tend to lie. If I do, it's a little one. Like, 'I'm only around the corner...' when really I'm 10 minutes away. — Rebecca Ferguson Copy Share Image
The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting - you have to remember a lot. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
I sometimes lie, especially about personal things, because what does it matter? I am a kind of minute commodity, my name is no longer… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I think labels for the most part want to sign new discoveries so that that label alone is seen to be responsible for the… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Even with the recent story about the nurse killing herself in King Edward Hospital, there's no blame placed on Kate Middleton, who was in… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I have so much pride and love for the songs of The Smiths. However, I must ask you, if you come across any Smiths… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled making Christmas cards with the mentally ill. I want to live and I want to love. I want… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image