Humor Quote by Stephen King

“I thought about the cast of The Wizard of Oz on the yellow brick road and wondered which character I was. Perhaps the Tin…

— Kate Rockland

“It was a terrible thing to undergo, but during the year I stood there I had time to think that the greatest loss I…

— L. Frank Baum

“You remember Ernest Angley? TV healer. He’d slap people’s foreheads—whap!—and they’d flop over, quivering like fish.” She hooted in laughter. “I used to love…

— Daryl Gregory

“Ah, said Silver, it were fortunate for me that I had Hawkins here. You would have let old john be cut to bits, and…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“After a few moments and a series of clicks, I heard, “Jayne here. How can I help you?” “Actually, I’m the one that can…

— Karen Marie Moning

“Golly," Peabody said under her breath, "it's the great and powerful Oz.”

— J.D. Robb

“And Fairley was getting on, you know,' said the doctor, warming to his subject. 'His sight was beginning to fail - his hands not…

— Katherine Woodfine

“I recognize Eric for what he is: an Erudite disguised as a Dauntless, a genius as well as a sadist, a hunter of the…

— Veronica Roth

“I knew Michael had to be right about the argument that would come later because Mom didn’t say anything about us being gone or…

— Adam Haslett

“But Dad! It really did happen! I was transported to a Laboratory in an old stone castle and there was a wizard in blue…

— L.R.W. Lee

“Are you sure I can’t have a little sniff of Oxy?” the doctor asked. He brightened. “I’d share. We could get fucked up together.”

— Joe Hill

“So Oz finally became home; the imagined world became the actual world, as it does for us all, because the truth is that once…

— Salman Rushdie