Cocktail Quote by Stephen Colbert
“If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.”
About This Quote
Source Television: The Colbert Report, 2006
Humor about NSA assistance at tables, highlighting absurdity of surveillance.
In simple terms: Joking that the NSA will serve drinks at your table.
Question the extent of surveillance.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- public events
- online privacy
- security protocols
- customer service
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How comfortable are you with data collection?
- What would you do if surveillance were overt?
Humor may downplay serious privacy concerns.