Charleston Quote by Stephen Colbert

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I thought she was going to win it, she just got out-bobbed at the wire.

— Jerry Hollendorfer

It will be interesting to see how she reconciles her rhetoric of 2004, when she said that the election (for governor) was all about…

— Anonymous

I realize this is blasphemy, but a few weeks ago I tried to watch a NASCAR race being run at Talladega. I lasted about…

— Brock Yates

I saw the wreck on TV in the hauler when I was getting dressed to leave. I thought, 'Oh, he'll be fine.' It didn't…

— Jeff Gordon

If Hillary Clinton had to face me on a debate stage, at the very least, she would have a hitch in her swing.

— Carly Fiorina

As I watched on TV the nest of reporters and groupies surround Palin at the Iowa State Fair, I couldn't help but sit back…

— Meghan McCain

You don't have to be Einstein to see that horse racing is dangerous. Those two ambulances driving behind you aren't there for the scenery.…

— Tony McCoy

Heather is the first interviewer to have ever caught me off guard. She has a razor sharp mind and a demeanor that could make…

— Mark Joyner

I got to a point where I was doing county-level shows, but it was dressage that I really loved where, effectively, the horses are…

— Millie Bright

“The carpenter's daughter has won a name for herself, and deserved to win it”

— Charles Dickens

She was fine like a ticket on the dash

— Drake