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“Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.”

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Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

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Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a…

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I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

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Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe.

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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

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Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.…

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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd…

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“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”

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Politics is not an issue whether you like or dislike , but every citizen must involve.

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I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

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The language we share is at the core of our identity as citizens, and our ticket to full participation in American political life. We…

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“The police ultimately pay the price for poor customer service when citizens become fearful of them.”

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Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He…

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No greater victory can be won by citizens or soldiers than to transform temporary foes into permanent friends.

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Let us at all times remember that all American citizens are brothers of a common country, and should dwell together in bonds of fraternal…

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A free society depends upon a high degree of mutual trust. The public will not give that trust to officials who are not seen…

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My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house with a little picket fence by the sea. Little…

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The average ordinary citizen can do a lot of different things when it comes to the climate crisis.

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