I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.

— Tyler Oakley

I speak five languages: English, Swedish, French, Italian, and German.

— Roy Hodgson

We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.

— Kevin Constantine

I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

— Anonymous

You speak two languages; English and bullshit.

— SONYA PARKER

“I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.”

— Don Rittner

I'm excellent at three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm.

— Anonymous

I speak two languages, Body and English.

— Mae West

I'm in awe of people who speak other languages not just fluently but near-native. I speak French, Spanish and Portuguese and I'm pretty good,…

— Vick Hope

I consider myself blessed that I am multi-lingual and now-a-days we all speak at least two-three languages.

— Konkona Sen Sharma

I don't speak any other languages, which I'm kind of ashamed about, actually.

— Jodie Comer

“she likes the sound of languages other than English.”

— Ken Liu

As languages go, English is pretty user friendly. If you look at a tiny language spoken somewhere that most of us have never heard…

— John McWhorter

Though I do manage to mumble around in about seven or eight languages, English remains the most beautiful of languages. It will do anything.

— Maya Angelou

I speak three other languages - Serbian, French, and Italian - but typically read in English.

— Stana Katic