Funny Quote by Sheryne Brooks

Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!?

— Anonymous

“Domino's! Pizza delivery!”

— Mr. Traditional

Hey kool aid and frozen pizza.

— Mac Miller

I was making myself a hotdog and pulling some curly fries out of the oven, and I got the call from manager, and she…

— Lili Reinhart

“Pizza Palace?” David asks. It’s just a few doors down. I picture my friends all huddled in a booth in the back. No need…

— Julie Buxbaum

“Because he did have that gift, truly he did, he was the Man of a Thousand Voices and a Voice. If you wanted to…

— Salman Rushdie

“Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to using vocal…

— Darynda Jones

“I wander back out, and find Patrick doing the unthinkable. He is cooking. There are two placemats on the island, napkins and forks. He…

— Stacey Ballis

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

— Hari Kondabolu

You know me...I can't resist a good prank

— Justin Bieber

“Livie, I think you’re completely fucked up.” Chunks of cheesecake fly out of my mouth and splatter against the deck’s glass panel as I…

— K.A. Tucker

“I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible as I lay the sausage against my ear. Abruptly, my cell phone went dead. A drop…

— David Wong