Quote by Mr. Traditional

“Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!”

— José N. Harris

“Find thousands of delivery menus online and get pizza delivery or any food delivered to you.”

— twoanyone

“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!”

— Eoin Colfer

“They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach.”

— Charlie Cochrane

“Put the pizza on the ground and step way from the vehicle, please.”

— Humdinger C. Eggnoggin

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”

— Jarod Kintz

Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!?

— Anonymous

“Calling for delivery is my favorite recipe.”

— Sarah Dessen

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen

“How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!”

— R.L. Mathewson

Just because we eat together does not mean we eat right: Domino's alone delivers a million pizzas on an average day.

— Nancy Gibbs

“So...what are you delivering today -- pizza or death?" "Both, actually.  Pepperoni for you now, and a fatal aneurism to the woman in room…

— Rachel Vincent