Humor Quote by Sarah Woodbury

“He had been a mere man railing at a condition, but now he was out of it and could see that it had been…

— Stephen Crane

“Once an ill can be patiently born it is robbed of its poison if not its pain.”

— Henry Ward Beecher

“But despite the fact that the doctors treated him, bled him, and gave him medicines to drink, he recovered. Scarcely”

— Leo Tolstoy

“I could kill you a thousand times over Abraham, but we would never be even. You took everything I had.”

— Christopher Buecheler

“Death, he had come to believe, was a corrosive thing, and the more he was around it , the more it gnawed away at…

— Christopher Paolini

“He looked as if he had been beaten to death with a wine bottle, but by doing it with the contents of the bottle.”

— Richard Brautigan

“Well, he us a nab, he is mortal, death comes to us all, etcetera, and consequently he would have died anyways, sooner or later.…

— Tom Stoppard

“But despite the fact that the doctors treated him, bled him, and gave him medicines to drink, he recovered.”

— Leo Tolstoy

“Life is too short to read bad books or drink bad wine.”

— Anonymous

“He was dead, all right. He had been shot, poisoned, stabbed, and strangled. Either somebody had really had it in for him or four…

— Richard S. Prather

“His life was merely a slow-moving tragedy, an act of steady dying conducted before everyone's eyes.”

— Simon Winchester