Humor Quote by S.E. Jakes

“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter. I’m also out of laundry detergent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“and realize that as long as we all choose to walk around clothed, the laundry will never really be finished.”

— Myquillyn Smith

“He could wait while I threw some laundry in. That's right ladies. I do laundry.”

— K.A. Stewart

“god, can you imagine getting married at nineteen?" miranda asked. "when i was nineteen i didnt even know how to do my own laundry."…

— Dianne Sylvan

“Dealing with Prophet wasn’t entirely unlike dealing with a live grenade or a Claymore mine. You had to know when to ease off the…

— S.E. Jakes

“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe you’ll do…

— S.E. Jakes

“Grabbing a bag of peas from the freezer, I sat down next to Luke who had followed my request and taken off his pants.…

— Nicole Simone

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

— Cate Blanchett

“But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.”

— Charles Stross

“Sometimes just explaining your predicament--to a bartender, a priest, the old woman in a shift and flip-flops cleaning the lint traps in the Laundromat…

— Julia Claiborne Johnson

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

— Mila Kunis

“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What…

— J.L. Sheppard