Custody Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Custody Divorced Fighting Parent Parenting
They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When I was just four-and-a-half, my parents separated and both my parents remarried. — Dia Mirza Copy Share Image
My parents were divorced when I was young. I was really brought up by my mother's side of the family. — Bill de Blasio Copy Share Image
My parents did divorce, but my dad has always been present for me and loving me and my mom as well when she was… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
In my own life, my parents divorced when I was young. I lived with my dad, not with my mum, after they got divorced.… — Andrew Haigh Copy Share Image
My parents' divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me. — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“But Owen agreed to settle, to spare the children. Anyone who's worked in that field knows that the person who cares more about the… — Wendy Walker Copy Share Image
The epoch of Customary Law, and of its custody by a privileged order, is a very remarkable one. — Henry James Sumner Maine Copy Share Image
Why should one parent have all the rights (including abandoning the child) and the other have all the responsibility? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be doing a whole bunch of Amber Browns. And because it was just one book, and the father had moved… — Paula Danziger Copy Share Image
The families of Aboriginals who have died in custody in NSW will suffer again because of these white lies. — Arthur Murray Copy Share Image
There is only one rule by which to judge if God is near us or is far away - the rule that God's word… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
When an individual is taken into custody or otherwise deprived of his freedom by the authorities in any significant way and is subjected to… — Earl Warren Copy Share Image
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We must make automatic and habitual, as early as possible, as many useful actions as we can. . . . The more of the… — William James Copy Share Image
People lie all the time in their divorce proceedings, especially when custody is an issue. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
It simply doesn't make any sense for us to have illegal aliens in our custody in our courts and then let them go back… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image