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Andy Dick

(1965) Television Actor

43 quotes in 285 categories

Andy Dick’s humor often walks the line between self‑deprecation and sharp wit, delivering candid snapshots of his worldview. With 43 entries, this page offers a quick dive into the playful, sometimes irreverent voice that defines his public persona.

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Andy Dick is a television actor.

Quick Facts About Andy Dick

Born: December 21, 1965
Profession: Television Actor

About Andy Dick

[Wikidata] American comedian and actor... | [Wikipedia] Andrew Roane Dick is an American actor and comedian. Dick was born in Charleston, South Carolina, and joined The Second City and studied improvisational theater. Dick has had a long career as a stand-up comedian; he has appeared throughout the United States, has released several comedy albums, and h

Quotes by Andy Dick

I was a bad boy as a child.

Bad boy

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I had no blood relatives till I made some.

Blood

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I have a very dark sense of humor.

Comedy

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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

Afraid

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I believed in God my whole life.

Believed

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It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

Believe

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

Age

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I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?

Being

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It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

Easily offended

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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

Hate

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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

Neglected

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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Comedy

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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

Atheist

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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

God

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In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be…

Being

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The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not…

Advice

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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive…

Cry

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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing…

Bisexual

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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this…

Communication

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Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I…

Effort

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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so…

Childhood

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I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a…

Appropriate

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I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, I think I'm a crazy…

Animated

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I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're…

Both

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I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that…

Boring

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The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets…

Movie

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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped.…

Christian

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He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey,…

Bob

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Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win…

Authority

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I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be…

Care

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I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.

Like Body

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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

Guilt

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I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Girl

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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

Believe

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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley…

Bigs

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Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there. You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to…

Humor

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I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Comedy

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I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.

Had

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I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you…

Brain

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I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every…

Basic

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