Quote by Andy Dick

Before you joke someone,make sure he's not in a bad mood.. If so,make sure your joke would not hurt him even more..

— Sachithra

How can I make him understand that he did not create me? He makes the same mistake as the others when they look at…

— Daniel Keyes

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible…

— Max Eastman

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now…

— Lorrie Moore

The best advice I ever received You need to learn to just say f*ck it

— Arjun Loveable

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I…

— Brad Williams

He is so confusing,, the things he said to me made me believe him!

— Memaj

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

“I go on dates with men who are nice and good-looking and smart – perfect-on-paper men who make me feel like I’m in a…

— Gillian Flynn

I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember…

— Jonathan Tropper

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.

— Clarence Darrow

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

— Julie Bowen