Jerk Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jerk Love thy neighbor Neighbor Neighbor Thy Self Supposed Jerk Thy Neighbor Thy Self
What you must do is love your neighbor as yourself. There is no one who knows your many faults better than you! But you… — Martin Buber Copy Share Image
Love your neighbor as yourself, but dont trust, cuz some people will pay good with evil and no matter what you do, you cant… — Blaze Olamiday Copy Share Image
Put your trust in Him and following His example, always act humbly, graciously, and in good faith. — Vincent de Paul Copy Share Image
Follow the Golden Rule. Be kind to your neighbors, love them as much as you would love yourself, do unto others… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade Copy Share Image
Judge your neighbor, write it down. Ask four questions, turn it around. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Do your neighbour good by all means in your power, moral as well as physical - by kindness, by patience, by unflinching resistance against… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Even to be impaled by a happy fate makes you jerk against the knowledge of inevitability, of final commitment.” — Lynne Reid Banks Copy Share Image
A jerk will keep hurting you then apologize to keep you from leaving them, and then do it all over again — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Guys are like roller-coasters¦everytime you recover from the last one theres another JERK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a… — Ian Shoales Copy Share Image
It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some… — David Maraniss Copy Share Image
If you're working on better conditions for prisoners, if you make that a popular issue and you invite mainstream media to weigh in on… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I have tons of tunes, maybe 30 tunes that I still think are great, and only because some jerk at a record company didn't… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
