Jealousy Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”

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I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

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Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.

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I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

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One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went…

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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

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Being with a jealous person is better than someone who never cares about what you do.

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~Haters only Hate things they cant have and the people they cant be. its just a little thing called Jealousy~

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